Electromagnetic Radiation

I've decided that I must emit some sort of high frequency wavelength that is only detected by babies and dogs.

Strangely, my dog, Toby is super attached to me. I say strangely, because I'm not exactly sure why. I don't pet him very often or feed him treats. Mostly, he is ignored since I constantly have a child attached to me. Maybe it is because we both have anxiety issues and that creates some sort of unspoken bond. He seems to think I will protect him from the chaotic children and yelling husband.




He is my constant shadow. When I leave he usually runs around looking for me and then once he calms down he proceeds to nervously lick the carpet.

This carpet licking drives Brad crazy. I'm not sure why, since it doesn't really make noise and he is just calmly laying in one place. It is not nearly as annoying as the kids that are climbing the walls and hanging from the ceiling fans.

Back to the emitting some sort of weird radio frequency. Brad says that he can tell that I'm almost home, because even before I pull in the driveway, Toby starts going crazy; running and jumping around.

I could understand if it was as I pulled up to the house, but before I even pull in the driveway?



 The other indicator is the way that Anneliese reacts to me either getting closer to her OR leaving the house when she is sleeping. She will be sleeping soundly and it never fails that within 5 minutes of me getting in bed, to ya know, sleep myself, or leaving the house she wakes up.

Apparently my wavelength has to be within a certain radius of her and if it gets too near or far away it sounds some type of internal alarm.

How about you guys? Can your dogs and babies sense you being near or far?